My future baby daddy

I'm having a little bit of a stressful week, to say the least -- and it's only Tuesday. I came home today from a very, very, very long day to see this:



It's hard to tell from the picture, but it's a small cactus with badly glued-on plastic flowers in a pot that still has the $6.99 Kroger price tag and UPC symbol on it. And before you ask, the $6.99 was for the entire package -- including the mylar balloon on a stick. And no, Brad isn't really that cheap (at least not most of the time). He just knows how to make me laugh.

Sorry, ladies...this one's taken. :)